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To Know me is to Love me....Or Else!
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I must be the only person on this earth who thinks that taking your cell phone into the shower with you so you can continue to talk to someone about a subject that can obviously wait 30 minutes is the most asinine thing ever. Damn me and my common sense. | Everybody has one...And how does this make you feel?   |
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Snagged from accoustic_girl
Ten things you wish you could say to 10 different people right now (don't list names):
- I don’t have the will or strength to defend you anymore.
- I don’t think it’s fair for you to expect me to be ok with this.
- I would live/die/kill for you, but sometimes I wish you would go away.
- How dare you give me the world and then take it away.
- How many times will you lie to my face?
- Recognize, money doesn’t grow on trees and if it did we don’t own an orchard.
- I really don’t feel warm and fuzzy that you would do the same for me.
- I love you and I wish I could take care of you.
- I wish you loved me as much as I have cried for you.
- I will never forget what you did to me and don’t expect it to ever go away.
Nine things about yourself:
- Medication keeps me sane.
- I am really a shy person…REALLY..NO LIE
- I can cry on cue.
- I HATE confrontation.
- I am REAL about my marriage.
- My FAMILY comes first (Immediate, not extended)
- I AM Ride or Die
- I will make everyone else happy before I EVEN THINK of myself.
- I am a selfish, self centered, spoiled BITCH
Eight ways to win your heart:
- Make me feel like the only person who can ignite your fire.
- To Love me is to Love what is mine.
- Love my quirks and idiotic ways.
- Enjoy my spontaneity, don’t repress it.
- Call/Text/Email me and say I love you or I am thinking of you…just because you can
- Make me trust you
- Be my son’s friend because you genuinely like him, not b/c of who he is.
- Make me laugh until I pee on myself.
Seven things that cross your mind a lot:
- Sex
- Money
- Buying a House
- May 21, 1997
- Marlon
- August 18, 1988
- ProCreation
Six things you wish you never did:
- Drop Out
- Listen to a Friend which ultimately ended in me going to Jail for 47 days when I was 19.
- Dated Jimmy Lamar in high school.
- Left home at 17.
- Tried to reconcile with my sperm donor.
- Led someone on to get what I wanted……..felt like boo-boo afterwards.
Five turn-offs in a person:
- Entitled Attitudes
- One Uppers (People who have done everything you have done/seen on TV/or heard about only they did it better)
- Bad Hygiene
- Rudeness
- Ungrateful People
Four turn-ons in a person :
- Confidence
- Compassion
- Similar Humor
- Good Hygiene
Three smiley's that describe your life:
- ;}~
- >:}
- ;)
Two things you want before you die:
- Have Marlon’s Children
- Visit all of the continents.
One Confession:
I wish I knew how to say what’s really on my mind instead of saying what I think someone wants to hear. I ONLY DO THIS WITH MY FAMILY!!!!!! | | Everybody has one...And how does this make you feel? |
| For anyone who is interested....
Wal-Mart Supercenter
3245 Lawrenceville Suwanee Rd
Suwanee, GA 30024
Has 3 Wii's in their game case.......Hurry!!!!!!!! | | Everybody has one...3 commentsAnd how does this make you feel? |
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| One Word Meme:
You.
Can.
Only.
Type.
One.
Word.
1. Where is your cell phone?
DOWNSTAIRS
2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend?
DADDY!!!
3. Your hair?
BROWN
4. Work?
NONE
5. Your father?
MOMMA
6. Your favorite thing?
SEX
7. Your dream last night?
SEX
8. Your favorite drink?
TEQUILA
9. Your dream car?
SHELBY
10. The room you're in?
BEDROOM
11. Your pet?
FISH
12. Your fears?
DEATH
13. What do you want to be in 10 years?
PREGNANT
14. Where did you hang out last night?
HOME
15. What you're not good at?
CROWDS
16. Eyebrow rings on the opposite sex?
EEEWWWWW
17. One of your wish list items?
BABY
18. Where you grew up?
LOS ANGELES
19. The last thing you did?
SEX
20. What are you wearing?
SHIRT
21. What aren't you wearing?
PANTIES
22. Sex?
ALWAYS
23. Your computer?
PC
24. Your life?
CHILL
25. Your mood?
SEXY
26. Missing?
CALM
27. What are you thinking about right now?
SEX
28. Your car?
BLUE!!!
29. Your work?
NONE
30. Your summer?
BUSY
31. Your relationship status?
COLLARED
32. Your favorite color?
DADDY!!!!
33. When is the last time you laughed?
10 MINUTES
34. Last time you cried?
YESTERDAY
35. School?
GRADUATED | | Everybody has one...And how does this make you feel? |
| I got it...I now know what the joke is:
I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to the
currency exchange window at the local bank.
Just one lady in front of me. . .an Asian lady who was trying to
exchange yen for dollars and she was a little irritated . . .
She asked the teller, "Why it change?? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla
fo yen. Today I get hunat eighty?? Why it change?"
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations".
The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people, too!" | | Everybody has one...1 commentAnd how does this make you feel? |
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Very Kinky
You are 32% pure! |
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My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 0% on purity |
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| It all starts w/a small tickle in the back of my throat...this irritates me for about a day usually and then I try to pray to the throat gods that it is my imagination...YEAH RIGHT...I then go to the doctor so he can give me my annual dose of either Decadron or Rocephrin (sp?) whichever he is in the mood for...I always ending paying for this EXPENSIVE ASS INJECTION b/c my HMO (latin translation for "we'll fu&* you somehow..)refuses to pay for this so this usually runs me about $75 - $95 and then I still have to pay for the extra Antibiotic he prescribes me at $20 for the co-pay and then the office visit is $25 so all in all this may cost me anywhere from $120-$140...OH did I mention I struggled at work today for 1/2 the day until I was TOLD to go home/to the doctor and I will not be returning to work until Tuesday??? MOnday is a paid holiday but I still missed 1 1/2 days of work...so basically I have been poked, prodded and robbed today...not to mention I go from HOT to COLD in 2.3 seconds.....
Daddy is going to LOVE laying next to me tonight..it will be like sharing a bed with a schitzo..."Hold me, I'm Cold..Get off me, I'm Hot...Cover me it's chilly..turn up the fan..I can't breath...Water...Hot Tea..." Whine Whine Whine........I did mention I have no voice, didn't I?...so you know he has to read all of my signs and know exactly what I want when I want it...It's his job...He signed up for this...I have proof, I even show it to him sometimes and say.."HA HA.." (like Nelson from the Simpsons)
No really...he is a good sport and he babys me a lot when I am sick so I love it...besides, I think he likes the 3-4 days of quiet..so I guess it's a good trade in some strange way...
I WILL be at Dragon Con on Saturday...this won't keep me down for long....Last year I went to see "Only the greatest band in history..." Morris Day and the Time with no voice...Yeah, I was there.....WHAT??!!! | | Everybody has one...And how does this make you feel? |
| | So............ummm......yeah...........Daddy's Home.............I am home sick from work and I can barely lift a leg to stand on.........but at least I have my lump back in the bed at night......... | | Everybody has one...3 commentsAnd how does this make you feel? |
| U know I usually don't post, or I haven't posted in a while b/c I tend to say what's on my mind at the time and that may offend some people or not, but hey...suck it up and deal.....if you take my post personally and think that I am personally referencing you than that is your own insecurity and those are demons you must deal with…..I had to deal with mine…I am still dealing with some……just my 99 cents worth of life…
So…these last 2 weeks I have heard way too much about relationships (or lack thereof) from either co-workers, friends, family or acquaintances………O MY GOD, GET OFF IT ALREADY….
(And please don't use the .."Oh you have someone, how can you talk.." Yes, I am BLESSED to have a partner in my life...but working to keep someone and working to look for someone...just as hard....same shite different scenario...)
People…when will you realize that if you can’t find an attraction to yourself…how can anyone be attracted to you!?!?!!? I am so tired of hearing…”I can’t find anyone”…”No one loves me for me”…”why is at always about the money/sex/race/living at home with mom...” When you stop walking around with a sign on your forehead, people will see you for who you are….you have to learn to play the game…we are animals...animals have mating rituals...it’s all in the game of survival…learn the ritual…learn…adapt...adjust...DON’T BLATENLY LIE…but don’t be afraid to exaggerate the truth to your advantage…PIMP YOURSELF!!!!....Here is a secret that no one wants to admit to but everyone is a victim of….Humans are SHALLOW….WE ARE SNOBS WITHIN OURSELVES….and for those of u who are saying…”NOT ME..” You are the most shallow of all your friends….do you honestly think that Marlon would have even had a chance if he came up to me and said, “ Hi, my name is Marlon, I love porn, I am a voyeur, I am an addicted gamer, I watch anime/Hong Kong action/Asian historical movies/MSNBC to a fault, I won’t pick up my socks, I snore like a bear, my flatulence will power small countries and I have A.D.D.…..would you like to go out?” To which my response would have been, “Que? Pardon, no hablo ingles…” But what Marlon did I meet…the PIMP…he pimped himself so well that all the other issues became a part of him that I grew to adapt to and love…in a strange, obscure way…but love nonetheless.
Don’t lay all your issues (subscriptions for some) out on the table so soon….at least wait until the 3rd or 4th date…and then display your issues as the situation arises…you have to learn the other person just as the other person has to learn you….Believe me I am the QUEEN if issues…the root systems on my issues date back to conception…Do you think Marlon would have given me a 2nd look if I started our first conversation with, “Hi my name is Jo, I have SERIOUS TRUST ISSUES, I am physically/sexually insecure, I cling to male figures, I shy away from relationships with women, sex is an outlet and my entire world WILL revolve around you and our relationship.”…I think he would have looked at me like a deaf mute, then turned and RUN….as fast as his stubby legs would have taken him….
I think Marlon says it best when he tells me...”Loving you is the easy part…making our relationship work…that’s the hard part.” Believe me…there are times I want to toss his XBOX360 out into the street and run it over several times…and I am sure there are times he wants to toss ME into the street and run me over several times…but that’s all in the game of LIFE/LOVE…
Before I met Marlon, I was in a loveless, physically/mentally/sexually abusive marriage for 7 years until one day I woke up and said, “If I don’t love me how can I expect him to love me???” Let’s just say I was so controlled I used to iron his clothes so he could go out and cheat on me….. The truth is until you can have a healthy relationship with yourself; don’t expect to have a healthy relationship with anyone else…until you realize that you are attractive and dress yourself accordingly, you have no one to blame but you…learn the mating ritual and adapt to the game…AND TAKE THAT SIGN OFF OF YOUR FOREHEAD!!!! | | Everybody has one...5 commentsAnd how does this make you feel? |
| 1. You can only say YES or NO!
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks!
Taken a picture naked?
yes
Been photographed naked?
yes
Kissed a member of the same sex?
yes
Shoplifted?
yes
Danced in front of your mirror?
yes
Told a lie?
yes
Gotten in a car with people you just met?
no
Been in a fist fight?
yes
Been stalked?
no
Been arrested?
yes
Left your house without telling your parents?
yes
Ditched school to do something more fun?
yes
Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex?
yes
Slept in a bed with a member of the opposite sex?
yes
Seen someone die?
yes
Slept in until 3?
yes
Owned a cat?
yes
Owned a ferret?
no
Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by?
yes
Played dress up?
yes
Fallen asleep at work/school?
yes
Gotten a black eye?
yes
Rejected someone?
yes
Seen one movie at the theater over 4 times?
no
Been camping?
yes
Felt an earthquake?
no
Been in a tornado?
no
Been in a hurricane?
no
Touched a snake?
yes
Ridden a llama?
no
Swam with dolphins?
no
Ran a red light?
yes
Gotten a ticket?
yes
Gotten caught sneaking out?
yes
Had your bellybutton pierced?
no
Read a Harry Potter book?
yes
Slapped someone in the face?
yes
Broken a mirror?
yes
Been a cheerleader?
yes
Gotten a detention?
yes
Been in a car accident?
yes
Pole danced?
no
Been lost?
yes
Fell in love with your teacher?
no
Kissed someone and regretted it?
yes
Been to Central Park?
no
Been bungee jumping?
no
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't?
yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?
yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
yes
Been to Europe?
no
Been to Canada?
no
Drank a gallon of milk in one hour?
no
Laid on your back to watch the stars?
yes
Been to a therapist?
yes
Had a serious illness for over a month?
yes
Been in choir?
yes
Sang in the shower?
yes
Got your tongue stuck to a pole?
no
Stayed awake for 48 hours straight?
no
Gone to school partially naked?
no
Smoked a cigarette?
no
Sat on a roof top?
yes
Played chicken?
no
Been cow tipping?
no
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
no
Been scuba diving?
no
Been snorkelling?
yes
Had surgery?
yes
Been put to sleep?
yes
Cheated on a final exam?
yes
Been expelled from school?
no
Been told you're hot by a complete stranger?
no
Broken a bone?
yes
Gotten stitches?
yes
Mooned/flashed a stranger?
no
Been suspended from school?
yes
Forgotten someone's name?
yes
Slept naked?
yes
Talked in your sleep?
yes
Asked someone out?
yes
Been asked out?
yes
Sleep walked?
no
Been stung by a bee?
no
Been stung by a jellyfish?
yes
Blacked out from drinking?
no
Been away from your home for over a month?
yes
Cussed someone out in a public place?
yes
Kissed a complete stranger?
no
Skinny Dipped?
no
Played spin the bottle?
yes
Been the third wheel on someone else's date?
no
Played a prank on someone?
yes
Been cheated on?
yes
Felt like killing someone?
yes
Made a parent cry?
yes
Cried over someone?
yes
Had/Have a dog?
yes
Been on a diet?
yes
Played an instrument?
yes
Been in a mosh pit?
no
Drank 25 sodas in a day?
no
Shot a gun?
yes | | Everybody has one...1 commentAnd how does this make you feel? |
| | Current Music: | They Don't Know......Jon B. | | Subject: | OK, OK, My turn.... | | Time: | 02:13 am | | Current Mood: | amused |
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| List seven songs you are into right now. No matter what the genre,whether they have words, or even if they're not any good, but they must be songs you're really enjoying now. Post these instructions in your livejournal along with your seven songs. Then tag seven other people to see what they're listening to.
Love Me...Tracie Spencer
Missionary Man...Eurythmics
Girls and Boys...Prince
Sometimes it snows in April...Prince
Sweet Dreams...Marilyn Manson
Head over Heels...The Go Go's
Punch Drunk...Sade
Tag...you're it!!!
drlaurac, lord_darkseid, punkmonkey360, sixstop, starphoenix
(sad really...I don't know 7 people on lj....**sniff**) | | Everybody has one...1 commentAnd how does this make you feel? |
| Attention all K-Mart Shoppers...you will now be bombarded with useless blog quiz's I have found amusing.....
| You Are a Glazed Donut | 
Okay, you know that you're plain - and you're cool with that.
You prefer not to let anything distract from your sweetness.
Your appeal is understated yet universal. Everyone dig you.
And in a pinch, you'll probably get eaten. |
Huh...no suprise here....Glazed.....
| Your Porn Star Name Is... | 
Sweetest Sin |
My daddy says this ALL the time....Tee Hee.......
| You Are 50% Weird | 
Normal enough to know that you're weird...
But too damn weird to do anything about it! |
Yeah...Big Suprise here.....
| You Are a Margarita | 
You aren't just the life of the party, you are the party!
You mix a good drink, bust out some great music, and know how to get down. |
Oh, yeah....another 'shocker'....... | | Everybody has one...And how does this make you feel? |
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To Know me is to Love me....Or Else!
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